From the mouths of babes

This is a note, written by Braden, my 5 year old, who by the way, has shown no interest in girls whatsever. This was written by himself, and was not prompted by me!

My girlfriend is Keely and I like to play with her at school and I want
to marry her too and I am going to be handsome.

The question has be asked, am I ready to be someones mother-in-law?